sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american
and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions
i mean look at this thing
over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser
have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??
Wingstop and Five Guys have these and they’re fucking magical.
The new movie theater near me has these and the first time I saw them I exclaimed, “STAR TREK IS REAL.”
I enjoy mixing Vanilla Coke and Orange Coke together to make what I call Creamsicle Coke. Best. Thing. Ever.
Actor Chris Pratt beamed down to our sector of the universe Monday night to surprise an auditorium full of deserving kids in a special New York Daily News and Disney Studios sponsored charity screening of the superheroes-in-space flick.
And the 35-year-old actor who plays the hero Star-Lord in the Marvel movie stayed in the theater until every last one of them who wanted to take a picture with him got their selfie.
“That was really fun, this is what is all about,” said a visibly touched Pratt after the show. “I get impatient sometimes being on a promotional tour all the time, but something like this I would sit here as long as it took to take a picture with every one of those guys.”
“Tonight was really special to me.”
Chris Pratt is actually the nicest most humble celebrity in the world. Fact.
If you’re curious, here are reasons why:
This has been an incredibly incomplete list of reasons why TV is pointless without Community.
(None of these gifs are mine; I’m only using them to prove a point. Credit goes to beautiful faceless Human Beings.)
at this point i don’t even feel like a real person i’m just 50% sarcasm and 50% tv shows