i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck
There’s nothing wrong with being alone, you know. No good to somebody else unless you’re good with being with just you.
Step aside, sir. Random security check.
Random my behind! You always stop me.
I’m just a surge protector doing my job, sir.